Endlessly Cyclical, The FBI Hillary Thing

FOR AT LEAST THE SECOND TIME in the past several months, Hillary Rodham Clinton has been cleared by the FBI of any wrong doing, after an exhaustive examination of billions of emails, any one of which could possibly have revealed Clinton's involvement in criminal activity, any one of which could have resulted in her indictment, trial, conviction, and long term imprisonment in a maximum security federal detention facility. It has been suggested by conservative radio talk show hosts that had she been indicted and convicted of making false statements about trivial mundane events in emails to friends and family members, she could have been sentenced to decades of hard, unrelenting labor. It remains uncertain how many times the federal investigatory agency has reopened and reclosed a thorough ongoing investigation of Clinton; estimates range from as many as several thousand, to as few as several hundred. It is being further speculated that the process whereby federal law enforcement agencies conduct, close, and reopen the hunt for Hillary will be continued without relent well into the next presidential administration, if not beyond. With each investigatory reopening, the FBI becomes a conservatively iconic instrument of righteousness. With every closing, a deplorable den of reprobates. Hillary Rodham Clinton simply must be guilty of something, and the fact that she has never had so much as a parking ticket does not alter that fact in any way. We can trust in the fairness and integrity of America's conservative community to keep up the witch hunt until the witch is found guilty, of whatever. One possibility is to shackle her in leg irons, drop her into a deep body of water, and to excuse her criminal activity should she fail to float. The american conservative community, a faith based pro Jesus movement predicated upon the christian values of redemption through torture, the execution of unruly children, and the destruction of all non Christian viewpoints, has pledged to the American people that they shall not rest until they have hounded Clinton into abject submission and surrender. America's favorite past time is now watching the right wing Christian movement complain bitterly, incessantly and vociferously about anything that is not far right wing. It is now believed that their next project will be to demonstrate to the world that not only was Hillary Clinton not born in the United States, but that she is a closet Islamic extremist. The plan, code named "Obama redux", is set to commence the day after the completion of the forthcoming election.