Awaiting The Hand of Trump

DONALD TRUMP, during the campaign, told an audience at Liberty University that "I'm a good Christian". The good Christians seemed to take his word for it. He indeed would be a good Christian, had Jesus said "render not unto Caesar", and had Jesus said that a rich man can enter into the kingdom of heaven more easily than a camel making its way through the eye of a needle. Or maybe he wouldn't be. Although the Bible condones slavery and rape, and Donald is therefore in the clear on the rape issue biblically, Trump is a hard working man, and five'll get you ten that he has at least once worked on the Sabbath, a clear violation of biblical law, one for which, according to the Bible, he must be put to death. Now we return from the realm of God's love to the only slightly less sordid world of American conservative politics. With regard to Donald's suggestion that the United States now unify as a nation, it could be argued that an excellent time to have done that would have been eight years ago, when Mr. Trump enacted his version of national unity by embarking on a years long campaign to prove that President Obama is not a citizen, and thus ineligible to become president. Of course, he later denied having done that. Next thing you know, he might deny having said that John McCain is not a war hero because he got captured, indicating that prisoners of war are not heroes. Trump said he prefers guys who don't get captured. Welcome to the fun house of American conservative political thought, in which a self proclaimed sexual predator (see video of Trump self proclaiming, which he acknowledges as his own) can ascend to the nation's highest office, and can even improve his chances of doing so by engaging in a bit of "harmless locker room banter". Not so harmless, according to more than a dozen women who felt president elect Trump's good Christian hand creeping ever closer to their private parts, uninvited, all because he was so famous, he said, and that therefore he could get away with it. Trump's detractors do not take him seriously, but they take him at his word. His supporters take him seriously, but they don't take him at his word. They had better not, because as Goethe said, we resist the truth only because we might perish if we accepted it. Trump's truth is that Ted Cruz, (who really is a good Christian), is a liar, and Donald isn't, and all across the fruited plain lurk scores of bimbos, sluts, and fat female pigs, awaiting the good Christian hand of President Trump.