Uniting the Workers of the World

OUR READERS IN RUSSIA must surely by now have noticed just how terribly clever their leader and our soon to be leader are, taken together, as a whole. Putin and Trump, who have either never met in person or have done so only fleetingly, are going to be extremely entertaining together, you just know it. And, dear Russian readers, we the Americans now have the very same problem as you; namely, a crazy leader, who must be disposed of post haste. Agreed? Its time for matching regime changes. Both Putin and Trump are arrogant through insecurity, and they both think they are the most clever guys in the world. Trump thought he was very clever when he suggested the Chinese be told to keep the stolen drone, and Putin pretends that he doesn't give a shit about Trump's desire to build more nukes. He will, soon enough. Soon enough, worse things will happen. Putin and Trump is a friendship which is tailor made to self destruct, explode and go up in smoke. Two volatile, psychotic liars, pretending for the sake of momentary expediency to be friends, when in fact together they can only lead our two great countries to the path of hatred and mutual assured destruction. Therefore we the people of Russia and the United States, we the common people, the teeming hordes of poor working class peons, must unite in an enormous army of protest against our mutually mad rulers, and rid ourselves of Putin and Trump, before Trump takes office. Or, after he takes office, which ever works best. No need to be picky. We need a huge avalanche of online activity, emails and social media and so forth, particularly Facebook and Twitter posts by the hundreds of millions, to insist on a change in leadership in both countries. All Russians and Americans, go immediately to your Facebook and Twitter accounts, and twitter tweet tellingly titillatingly, and tell Vladimir Putin and Donald J. Trump to rescind their fame, egos, and vanity, resign their political positions, and retire to a tropical paradise somewhere, together if they wish, but immediately, before the two of them together get us all killed collectively.