Voting For Trump, Five Times

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID, IT DOESN'T MEAN SOMEBODY ISN'T OUT TO GET YOU. Caesar wasn't paranoid, but should have been. The same is true of Lincoln and Kennedy, both Kennedys. Everybody thought the game was rigged against Bernie Sanders, and everybody was right, it turned out. Verily, not all paranoia is unfounded, but often it is, and when it is, it makes the one who is paranoid look very, very silly. Enter Donald Trump. He was among those who thought Bernie was stabbed in the back by the Democratic National Committed (to Hillary), and he was right about that. With regard to his own interests, Trump is about as bad as paranoia gets. If one didn't know any better, one might suspect that Donald has had a couple of bad business deals with the New York mafia. If that doesn't make you paranoid, nothing will. Who knows who convinced those labor unions on Trump's Atlantic City casino projects to accept sub standard wages. Aren't there still five crime families in New York? Maybe the Trumpmeister owes a few favors to Vito and Bugsy and the boys. We'll never know, but who does? Trump himself? Donald is reputed to be a bit remiss in paying his debts, after all. But boy, is he ever paranoid, and is he ever carrying it right with him, into this election...He is perfectly convinced that the only reason he isn't twenty points ahead of Hillary is that the media is all against him, and keeps distorting everything he says to make him look bad. We seem to be getting to the point where a guy can't even offer a suggestion to the NRA that somebody might want to think about knocking Hillary Clinton without those damned journalists getting all out of joint about it. And just because a good hard working American sees a bomb blowing terrorist behind every Islamic immigrant, everybody starts having a cow. A few grams of Prozac goes a long way, sir. Trump wants everybody in the country to pay close attention to everybody else at the voting booth in November, to make sure, as he says, that nobody is voting five times. Muslims prey five times a day. Is there a connection? But if all of us are voting five times, won't we all be too busy to keep an eye on each other? What does he think we are, the KGB? And what if those of us who actually do vote five times all vote, all five times, for Donald J. trump? You telling me he's gonna turn that down! Isn't Trump the guy who supposedly knows a good deal when he sees one? Voter corruption is along standing American institution. George Washington's friends passed out shots of rum to gentlemen as they approached the ballot box,, and they had nothing, no, nothing, to do with the father of our country. When my man Davy Crockett ran for Congress, he gave everyone a shot of moonshine and a fresh tobacco chew, by pure coincidence, on election day. he said he couldn't possibly do it for votes; he knew that was just plain wrong. Joe Kennedy always said that getting his boy elected was worth well over a hundred million dollars, and, as sure as there's a statue of a cod near Boston harbor, dead people voted in Richard Daley's Chicago in 1960. Speaking of Richard M. Nixon, he set the gold standard for paranoia, what with his "plumbers" and people nosing around the Watergate hotel, and look where that got him! Trump just needs to relax, and enjoy the ride, because, hell, who knows, I myself might vote for him three times, and for Hillary only twice.........................PLEASE SHARE THIS SITE WITH OTHERS. OUR GOAL IS TO PUBLISH ORIGINAL THINKING.