Playing for Notre Dame, At Notre Dame

IN A SURPRISING, SHOCKING manifestation of modern mainstream American cultural madness, five Notre Dame football players were hauled in for piling into a single car, quite a feat in and of itself, driving a tad too rapidly, possessing marijuana, oh horror, we hope of the highest quality such as is sold in Colorado and everywhere else, and possessing, of all things, a loaded hand gun in America, we hope of a lesser quality. Five very young child-adults, being molded in the image of their pious elders, living in a strict religious athletic environment, exploited commercially for their youth and vigor, rebelling a bit by having a bit of fun, as a team. Amazing. All their more mature role models drive five to ten over, following too closely, all their conservative Christian role models carry hand guns, aiming to thwart criminal intent and send ever present terrorists packing. And marijuana? South Bend Indiana is as good a place as any to breathe in the sweet aromatic lung strengthening benefit of our newly discovered rapidly legally expanding national recreation of the baby boomers and beyond, like it has always been illegally, even as it fights asthma and makes our millions of air sacks full and whole, and sends the righteous into fits of feigned moral indignation. What, exactly, were our touchdown Jesus fun loving boys doing wrong, other than emulating, but having much more fun, than their secretly envious condescending critics? If nothing else, providing the righteous members of the flock with something more to talk about than how much revenue the football program sowed and reaped last year, or how their savior changed water into wine, shared it with others, told us to be good witnesses, and judge not, that ye not be judges who, in turn, are judged.......................THIS WEBSITE IS ALL ABOUT FRESH IDEAS FROM FRESH PEOPLE. PLEASE TELL SOMEONE!