Making Lemonade and Taking Over the World

A BEAUTIFUL BIRD with a badly injured beak was rescued recently in Costa Rica, and nursed back to health by someone for whom there is now a special place awaiting in heaven, if not before. The Tucan will be returned to the wild, presumably, unless it can't fend for itself and needs human assistance. In either case, it will live a full life free of all further human violence. This in and of itself is a great miracle - how many people have you ever known or heard of who lived an entire life free of human violence? None, presumably. Its almost impossible to do. But in Coasta Rica, the plight and subsequent rescue of this beautiful creature is well known, and as a result a huge animal rights movement has arisen throughout the country, and could easily spread throughout Central american, and then, perhaps, the entire world. Stranger things have happened. The well known, controversial american organization People for the ethical Treatment of Animals (P.E.T.A.) has surely by now established substantive, ongoing contact with the nascent Coasta Rican movement, and might even be considering trying to expand into Coasta Rica, adding the members of that animals right movement to their formal membership. Why not? To do so would be perfectly in keeping with standard American behavior: foreign imperialism. just imagine: this namby pamby bleeding heart pussy liberal gang of thugs, joining the ranks of such exulted entities as the United states government, the American corporate community, and the american military industrial complex in encroaching upon the internal affairs of, and taking control of the rest of the world, animal rights wise. Too cool. I hope the sudden new animal rights movement in Costa Rica, triggered by a single sick bird but spreading in a country whose people are evidently fully aware of their country's nature beauty and natural resources, spreads around the world, and dominates it. I hope People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals takes over the whole world.---------------------START YOUR OWN BLOG. POST. EXPRESS...SHARE