GO BUY A BIGGER popcorn popping machine, because you'll need it thursday night, when you, hosting a gathering of your friends, watch the much awaited appearance of lance armstrong on oprah. Don't overdo the snacks thursday night, because you 'n the gang'll be right back in front of the HD fifty six incher friday night, for the interview's conclusion. oprah says its worth watching.
oh goodness, how we americans do love sin, followed by a dramatic, belated admission of guilt, followed by an even more dramatic apology, with mandatory tears... ye olde mia culpa. How we enjoy the drama, even while most of us eschew it, or claim to, in our personal lives. Serve it up vicariously!
It'll be the highest rated show of the year, it says here. Right up there with the super bowl, and the kardashians. Lance and oprah both know a good thing when they see it, and hey, like oprah said, the time is right. yeah, the time is right, for lance to recoup a few million. oprah's OWN network needs the help too.
lesson to be learned; when doing steroids, do them in private, away from other folks. Its hard to sustain a lie when there are eye witnesses who know you are lying. Learn how to use needles, don't rely on someone else. Never do 'roids as a team effort, then deny it later. Not everyone has your back.
There must be several million americans, at least, who are secretly thinking how tired they are of hearing all the crap about steroids, and really, who cares, let people put whatever they want into their own bodies, and stop the drama.
It now seems obvous that steroids really do help performance. Hell , maybe we should all use them. You just know, damned good and well, with all the libertarians in this country, that millions of americans just do not care one way or another who uses steroids, and think they should be discouraged, but legal. But, to be socially acceptable, we all have to talk about how horrible steroids are. Gotta spout the company line.
Anybody who beats cancer, then becomes unpopular among the french, is all right by me.
what do the french know about great americans? They think jerry lewis is funny.
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