Friday, January 6, 2017

Getting Trump On Track

REMEMBER A WHILE BACK when the CIA and FBI caught the Russians stealing info from the United States, and Donald Trump acted like an idiot? Who could forget? Here's what he should have said: "I am satisfied that the men and women who work in intelligence gathering are good hard working loyal Americans, not sinister conspiratorial forces who have been politicized or radicalized. While we must always be careful about making accusations against other nations, and must be skeptical of our own research and thorough in doing it, we must also work towards a better world in which the internet and our ooh so very fabulous computer network are used to enhance human progress and prosperity, not as weapons. I'm sure Mr. Putin and I, and the world leadership can arrive at a sensible plan to eliminate state sponsored computer hacking." ..... Notice how this statement gives Trump a chance to be Trump, with the cute little phrase "oh so very fabulous", which is exactly the type of inane juvenile drivel he seems to prefer using..........there are so many reasons why the above statement would have been better, that we needn't go in detail. For one, it praises the CIA instead of ridiculing it, and it acknowledges Russian crime, instead of ignoring it, without sounding hostile towards Putin or Russia. But instead, Trump started sending out a flurry of one hundred and forty letter twitter tweets, first, calling the CIA incompetent, standing up for Russia instead of his own employees, then, sending out a stupid sounding tweet saying he is a "big fan of intelligence", as if he were talking about Mariah Carey or Taylor Swift. Mr. trump, one is not a "fan" of the CIA. One takes the CIA seriously, respects it, and uses it property, as commander in chief. Furthermore, sir, teenagers use twitter, but Presidents do not. Sit your vain ass down in front of a camera, look straight into it, and say things like the proposed statement above, and dump your inane juvenile teeny bopper big haired twitter tweet chitty chat.

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