Thanking Trump

DEAR MR. TRUMP, the Donald; Thank you for everything you have done for me, and for our country. You are an inspiring role model as an employer, showing the world how to be kind, compassionate, tolerant, and understanding with your employees. Perhaps your greatest charm is your utter lack of pretense; you always seem so natural, so unwilling to use adornment or cosmetics to artificially alter your appearance, so as to make yourself look younger. Your maturity is reflected in your choice of sensible, age appropiate women to be your wives. You are also to be commended for your willingness to openmindedly give consideration to all political points of view, rather than merely spouting right wing rhetoric like a trained seal, or member of the tea party. But the greatest service you have rendered to our country is your exposure of barrack hussein obama as a fraud, a man who was born in a foreign country, some foreign country or other, and is therefore not eligible, constitutionalloy, to be our president, although he lies about it, and claims, falsely, obviously, to be a native of the Unted State of Hawaii. Obviously that birth certificate he paraded around is fake. The announcement of Obama's birth in that Hawaiian newspaper back in 1961? A forgery, part of the evil liberal conspiracy, whose members knew even then that there would, in another half century, be reason to make it appear that a newborn babe in Saudi Arabia, named Barrack Hussein Obama, was born in Hawaii. Then there are the nurses and doctors who remember his being born, or claim to remember his being born in that conspiratorial Hawaiian hospital. They are obviously either delusional, being paid off by the Democratic National Committe, or some other nefarious liberal conspiracy to support this cover story. You would think that Obama would have enough sense to claim to have been born in a Chicago ghetto, or somewhere where his lies cannot be so easily exposed. That was probably not even him at Columbia and Harvard; you know how these Ivey League schools are: alwasys willing to bend over backwards to make a liberal look good. Who was than Obama look alike at Harvard? That deserves to be answered. Obama probably went to college in some Islamic country, where he probably studied Islamic preaching, 101, or something like that. His pretense at being a Christian is perhaps the worst of all obama's lies and sins. Obviously Obama wishes he were a Christian, wishes he could become one, knows it would be the right thing to do, but instead insists on pretending to be saved, when he actually secretly prays to the wrong god. At this point I feel obligated to point out to you that Senator Ted Cruz from Texas was also born in a foreign country, and since the U.S. Supreme court has not yet ruled on whether a United States Senator must be born in the lower forty eight, I recommend that you chastise him severely, oppose all that he stands for, and antagonize and slander him incessantly, especially if he runs for president, as per your treatment of "our phony president". I feel confident we can count on you to do this, in the name of consistency. Thanks again. Sincerely, An appreciative citizen.