Mrs. Bachman's End Times

DOES ANYBODY remember Michele Bachman? She had her fifteen minutes of fame early in the last presidential election, along with a marvelously entertaining array of off beat republican candidates, including Rick Perry, and the african - american pizza man who got caught womanizing, and quietly withdrew. They all quietly withdrew eventually,mitt romney being the last one. Bachman now claims that we are living in the end times, in accordance with fundamentalist christian biblical prophecy. The fact that Barack Hussein Obama is sending weapons to terrorists is proof, says the lame duck congressperson. IN truth, of course, Obama is sending medical help to the Syrian rebels, but accoridng to Bachamn he is sending weapons to terrorists. The government shut down is the last straw for her, probably, but it goes back farther, you somehow sense. General trends in amrican culture, having to do with the encroachment of liberalism, are the tell tale signs of the impending end of humanity on earth. Perhaps the soon to be former congressperson hopes and assumes said end times manifest soon, and that she and her immediate circle of friends and family will be "raptured" into heaven. Considering that she is facing legal difficulties resulting from alleged campaing violations, that might be her best option. Can we begin to see now why this lady never got very far when running for president? Its hard to hide that kind of mentality. People are going to find out how a person thinks, spending every day in the spotlight. We found out about MS Bachman. She might be confusing the end days of homo sapiens with her own personal end days. This is her last of several terms in congress (House) as a republican representative from Minnesota. Her chances of continuing to get reelected appear to have been rapidly dwindling, so she is getting out while the getting is good,; her own end days. Someday there'll be a woman president in the United States, but it won't be her. But you can bet your bottom dollar that if she had run against Obama, beaten him, and become president, not only would we not be in the end times, we would be heading into a glorious future for America, the world, inded the universe! Hell yes! With her as president, the future of America, of the world, of the entire universe would be nothing but long, bright, and rosy. Such is human subjectivity. To be president, though, its not always a bad idea to utilize a little objectivity, and to leave yourself and your desires and emotions out of it, when making decisions affecting hundreds of millions of people. Luckily for the rest of us, she'll never find this out.