Disliking America the Way It Is

LIBERALS DO NOT like the United States of America in its present form. They want to change it. And the more liberal they are, the more they want to change it. They are, basically, malcontents. Nor do they believe in the basic goodness of America. They claim to be loyal to America, but only because they were born here, of all the crazy reasons. They think that America has a history of corrpution, violence, and human suffering, rather than a history of glorious growth, expansion, achievement, and conquest. Christopher Columbus was a genocidal gold monger, and the pilgrims were a bunch of greedy, preachy, intolerant genocidal tyrants, and America today, say the liberals, is a land of the few, owned and controlled by the few, at the expense of the many, becuase of its history, institutions, beliefs and values. Those damned negative, complaining whiny liberals. Conservatives, on the other hand, understand that the people who are wealthy deserve to be that way because they worked hard for it, they really care about it, and they should not have to give their hard earned wealth to the poor, if they don't want to. The United States of America is a great country just the way it is now, the greatest country in the world, or in the history of the world. The only thing wrong with America is that liberals get their way too often, and they change things and mess them up, so really, to be conservative means not merely keeping America the way it is now, without any further change, but changing it back to the way it was in bygone days, when every man made his own way, without all this government interference. None of this entitlement crap, giving away perfectly good money to the so called "needy", the so called poor. Remember that in America poor people always seem to find a way to have a big screen television, a cell phone, and all the beer and cigarettes they can squeeze into their trailors. Most of them are grotesquely overweight. They don't need handouts from the government, they need to go get jobs, say the conservatives. We need, say the conservatives, to spend our money on a strong military, with thousands of nuclear bombs, nuclear submarines, and nuclear aircraft carriers, just in case. Those danged liberals want to drastically cut the military, and reinvest the money saved in human health, education, standard of living increases for the working class, and the environment, of all the crazy things. AS long as those liberals are around, you just know there's gonna be complaining, and arguing, and trouble. Perhaps the most horrible thing about the liberals is that they like socialism. They have the ridiculous idea that everyone should cooperate, economically, to provide health insurance for everyone, by using the government as the means to conrol everybody and take away our right to health care freedom. They want to keep Obamacare, instead of getting rid of it, jsut because its been teh law for three years. Liberals are telling us to give Obamacare a chance to work, that its too early to tell yet how it works. Conservatives want to destroy it now, because they know darned good and well that cooperative health care will never work, becuase its socialism, and socialism can't possibley work, becuase it isn't capitalism. Conservatives can see into the future, and when they see change, they know its no good. If conservatives get thrie, all change will either stop, or slow way down. The struggle continues.