Protection

TORNADO SEASON is here again -  tornado season my soon be here everyday - and we are being comforted by government agencies and researchers who tell us that the best thing to do when a torndao approaches, other than go to a storm shelter, is to wear a helmet.

You read that right. The best protection against injury or death in a tornado, other than a storm shelter, is a helmet. Evidently most tornado injuries and deaths result from being hit in the head with fast flying rubble. Makes sense.

Prepare to be told, every spring, year after year, for the rest of your life, that you must obtain a tornado helmet, must keep it in an easily accessible place, and must practice grabbing and putting it on rapidly as part of your monthly tornado drill.

we are reminded that the campaign to wear seal belts has been ongoing for years, persistently beaten into our brains by a supposedly caring government, and that as a result we now all wear seat belts, at least those of us who are fearful of getting busted up, or busted.

the truth is that the government cares nothing about our safety and well being, but rather, about having control over our safety and well being.

will we eventually be required by law to own and use a tornado helmet when local wind speed exceeds say, 70 MPH?  if we are unable to afford one, will a government issue be provided?

what kind of helmet is best? what kind will be required? will we be allowed to choose our own style?which kind would be  most effecient, protectively? construction site? football? military? football helmets might be best; they can be outfited with unbreakable plastic face masks for further protection, and can be decorated with authentic team decor, pro, college, or high school.

AS long as i can wear a chicago bears or arkansas razorbacks helmet, i might not even care what hits me.

Bb

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