THE MOST DISTINGUISHING feature of human beings is quite obviously their brilliant intelligence, and their ability to utilize that intelligence at all times to render sound judgments concerning how best to live their lives.
FOOLISH BEHAVIOR is essentially unknown among humans, but even so there are opportunities to makes our lives even more fulfilling than they already are. First, we should all get married as soon as possible.
everyone should get married on his or her eighteenth birthday or sooner. pick out a person to marry, and sign a contract promising to remain married to this one person forever, no matter what. assume not that death will do us part, but instead will perpetuate the contract eternally.
each day the married couple should devote themselves to the marriage, to the exclusion of all else. happiness consists in eliminating from one's life everything that does not pertain directly to one's marriage. the contractual obligations, clearly written on the contract, will serve as a perfect guide.
the more children, the better. if we humans can reproduce in sufficient numbers, we can finally find uses for all the natural resources available to us, and, with any luck, can so efficiently utilize the land that all other species of animals, which are mere annoyances, can be eliminated.
we might wish to consider arranged marriages, wherein small children, from the time they enter school and learn to read and write, can simultaneously prepare for marriage, and form an unbreakable bond with his or her future spouse.
a marriage should of course be a religious ceremony, ornate , elaborate, and expensive, sanctifying the nuptials in stone within the context of religious faith, to the exclusion of all other forms of belief. the more adamant one is in refusing to amend one's religiosity, the happier and more productive one is certain to be.
do not change marriage partners, do not change religious beliefs - consistency, rock solid dogma, simplifies life and makes for happier beings basking in the glory of our peaceful, joyful lives...
Bb
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