Pull!

"CONFRONTED WITH GREAT MERIT, there is no resistance, but love."  Thus spake johann wolfgang von goethe, and ne'er a truer word were spoke. In other words, when someone steps up, and gits 'er done, give it up.

Vice President of the United States Joe Biden, just an ordinary guy who made it big, is quite predictably on board with president obama concerning gun control. And how does he respond to the suggestion that removing assault weapons from the market will seriously compromise america's privately owned firepower?

"Get a shotgun!" sayeth thee vee pee. and if you're honest, you'll drop your jaw, and drool "why in heck didn't I think of that!". Biden 4 President! A shotgun can fire more rounds per minute than any assault weapon ever made. In fact, a shotgun IS the greatst assault weapon ever manufactured.

Double barreled, for good measure. Isn't this weapon one of the most iconic in american history and folklore, to boot? Aint it what grannie clampett used to drive off them revenuers? How many pellets per trigger pull? About a million? and each one, a tight lil packet of lethality, just the way we americans like it.

No AK47, oozy, or M16 can hang with grannie clampett's deuce. Is this the first time anyone ever referred to a double barreled shotgun as a "deuce"? how cool is that? and how american!

like a shotfun, automatic weapons don't have much accuracy, and that isn't the point, now, is it. The point is to fill the air with metal, early and often, pronto. Well, a good ole fashioned american shotgun fills the bill.