Conspiracy Theories

THE BIG ASTEROID-METEORITE which struck the former soviet union the other day injured several hundred people, mostly with flying glass, left a big hole in the ground, and apparently did a little emotional damage as well, stirring up fear and mistrust.

It was suggested in the russian media that the impact was no act of natural, but instead a deliberate attack by the people's republic of china. Either that, or a deliberate attack by the united states of america. One or the other. Take your pick.

and here I thought only americans were capable of such imaginative, twisted reasoning. Remindful of the conspiracy theories sourrounding the nine eleven attacks. However, as of now, nobody in russia, at in the media, is accusing vladimir putin of dropping a bomb on his own people. Stay tuned.

A big event requires a big explanation, among human beings. Kennedy was killed by a vast consortium involving the CIA, LBJ, and heaven knows who else,, nine one one was the work of a conspiracy of sinister forces within the american government, and a meteorite is an enemy attack.

At about the same time, a russina bomber, or maybe it was more than one, was spotted flying in circles around the island of guam, which is part of the american empire. A flock of F15 jets was scrambled which chased the russian bomber away.

It never entered guamese (american) air spce, being carful to stay in international territory. Therefore, it did not have to scoot when the american fighters showed up. But it did, diplomatically, inspiring U.S. governmnet officials to describe the incident as "professional"

Were the russians bomber cruising over the pacific, preparing to head for either china, or the U.S., in the invent a smoking gun was found in the alleged asteroid hole? We'll never know. Probably not. OUr little airplane games have been going on for decades. Must be fun for the top gun types.

Welcome to the funny farm, folks, where we the humorous little humans provide what must surely be enormously fascinating entertainment for our extraterrestrial monitors.