Leaving America

According to the U.S. census bureau, over the past five years the number of people entering the united states illegally from mexico has been dropping steadily, and is now almost at a standstill.

Even more amazingly, over the past two years the number of people leaving america and going to mexcico has grown larger than the number of people entering the u.s. from mexico! The illegal immigration problem has now become a legal emigration phenomenon!

Thus, one of the greatest problems, one of the greatest issues facing the united states has vanished naturally. Its almost as if the environment inexplicably cleaned itself up, or the entire world disarmed spontaneously. One of the most prickly and divisive issues facing modern america has simply vanished into thin air!

Whatever will we argue about now??? It turns out that the magic allure of america has limitations, after all. There is a limit to which people will come from  mexico, and therefore from anywhere, to reap the blessings of america!

Can it be that the blessings of america are not quite as great as we americans might have imagined and feared? Perish the thought that we might have a somewhat excessive sense of our own appeal to foreigners.

Those who have migrated here have in fact been largely motivated by desperation or hedonism, rather than any sense of impending entrance into heaven. And those who sought golden roads invariably found disillusionment.

Maybe the america first folks who voluntarily guard the border because the government won't can now pack up their RVs, grills, and shotguns and go on back home, leaving the Rio Grande unguarded. Looks like there isn't really anything to guard against.

Bb

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