President Barrack Hussein Obama today announced that henceforth he would drop Obamacare and assume the same attitude about the american health care system as republicans.
The Chief Executive was quoted as saying: "If you can't afford health care, tough, its your own fault, so just dig deep, shell out, pay up, and insure yourself."
Meanwhile, Mitt Romncy announced that he would henceforth give a huge amount, over 90% of his personal wealth to the poor, after the example of Jesus, and in the charitable tradition in the Mormon faith.
Rick Santorum, republican candidate for president, today renounced his traditional conservative christian values, converted to what he called "My own darned religion", and said that he has decided to openly embrace socialism., and perhaps communism.
New Gingrich declared himself president by "popular demand", as he put it.
Also, the christian conservative wing of the republican party, whose icon Rush Limbaugh recently indicated a desire to become a male homosexual slut, announced it had reversed its official position on gay marriage, and now supports any union between any two people, groups of people, or individuals and inanimate objects.
April Fools..
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