Are You a Deplorable? Find Out Here!

SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW whether you are a member of Hillary Clinton's Donald Trump basket of deplorables. That's understandable. Who doesn't? All across America's fruited plain, pre-deplorable people are wondering just where they might fit. Hillary has invented a new word, it seems, "deplorable" as a noun. Never mind that Hillary, like all politicians, should at some point figure out that you really shouldn't say things like that, but, as long as we're all wondering how deplorable we as individuals are, you came to the right place. Ask yourself the following question: do you actually believe that if he is elected president, Donald Trump will bring into being The Great Wall of Trump on the Mexican border, paid for with Mexican money? Do you actually believe that his will happen, under any circumstances? If you do, you are a deplorable. If for no other reason, deplorable in your willingness to be duped by a fair but amateurish con man. Deplorable for lack of reasoning, lack of thoughtfulness, and deplorable for fear of Mexicans, and apparent hatred of illegal immigrants. Fear and hatred, because to build a wall, a brand new wall long enough, tall enough, thick enough, deep enough, monitored and well defended enough to make a substantial improvement over the system already in place, which consists of a chain link fence with barbed wire on top of it guarded by a fairly large and vigilant border patrol, is......ridiculous. Rather, to believe that such a wall would be an improvement enough over what we have now to be worth the incredible amount of money needed to build it is.....insane, deplorably crazy, which is why it will never happen, not in a million years. Within a few years we will all be laughing at the idea, and the idiots (deplorables) who supported it. Surveys indicate that people who believe in The Great Wall of Trump also tend to believe in keeping all Muslims out of the country, that climate change is a liberal hoax designed to put more power in the hands of government, that gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married, and that we should all use the bathroom according to the gender listed on our birth certificate, no matter who we are. In other words, deplorables.