Many websites achieve popularity by engaging is such questionable practices as dispensing celebrity gossip, channeling messages from extraterrestrials, or distributing pornography. The first and third options are beneath the dignity of The Truthless Reconciler, so we thought we'd take a stab at the second. Anyone wishing to contribute to this cause, that of blogatory popularity for The Truthless Reconciler, is quite welcome to do so...
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TO: the Galactic Federation of Light
To whom it may concern; We the Truthless Reconciler website hereby formally request permission to become a channeler of messages from enlightened extraterrestrial beings, subject to your approval and assistance. We would of course need to be introduced to a being of your choice, and given whatever information and instructions necessary to proceed. The Truthless Reconciler is confident that it can be as effective a medium for extraterrestrial contact as any other website currently so engaged, and we eagerly await the opportunity to discuss this further with you.
Sincerely, TTR
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The idea behind this is that this message will somehow get to the extraterrestrials, who, we are told, monitor our thoughts and actions quite closely, and call themselves "The Galactic Federation of Light". You'd better hope this works, because otherwise, you'll be seeing a whole lot of celebrity gossip and pornography.
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