What it comes down to is, I'm jealous. Jealous of all these people having such grand adventures without me. Channeling aliens, getting abducted by aliens, that in particular.
Not that I have a bad life. In fact, I have a very good life, very fortunate, despite the fact that I am now, unbelievably, almost 57 years old, with a hamstring injury from hell.
But the hammy'll heal, and I live in America, and what else can one want?
But these people who've been aboard alien spacecraft and these people who channel messages from extraterrestrials just plain make me jealous. How exciting that must be! Why them? Why not me?
If they're making it all up, they're still having alot of fun, and many people believe every word they say. Many people. And there are more of them all the time, and more believers.
There is evidently something called "The Galactic Federationof Light". I'm not making this up. You could probably google it, and find out a lot. I haven't done that, yet. But I will.
This galactic federation of light is allegedly channeling messages to certain people here on earth, who then post the messages on their websites. One such channeler is named Greg Giles, and he does a good job of it. He has his own site, called Ascension 2012, or something like that. (Don't hold me to it).
The Truthless Reconciler hereby applies to become a channeler of messages from the Galactic Federation of Light! Please give us fair consideration....
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