Help Wanted

dear galactic federation of light;

perhaps you did not receive my previous letter, in which i requested permission to become a channeler of messages from enlightened extraterrestrial beings.

The Truthless Reconciler would be willing to publish such messages every day, or every week, or as often or as infrequently as you "people" wish.

I don't even know who i'm talking to here; is it the Andromedans? The Pleiadans? The greys?

From what I understand, the Andromedans are benevolent, and the greys and reptilians are not.

Thus, this inquiry is addressed to the andromedans. please respond if possible, and we look forward to hearing from you.

                                                                 Sincerely,

                                                                                The Truthless Reconciler