Trump, Tweeting Stupidly, But Entertainingly

ACCORDING TO DONALD TRUMP, the many investigations into connections between his presidential campaign and Russian operatives intended to influence the outcome of the election is a "witch hunt". He tweeted this. Mr. President, we couldn't agree more. Sometimes a witch hunt finds a witch, depending upon one's exact definition of a "witch", and there are many. Apparently, there are good witches and bad witches. Your claim that you will "make America great again" reveals you to either be a witch, or a witch wannabe, able to wave some magic wand and fundamentally transform America by remaking it the way it once was, including politically incorrect, male dominated, with invisible, oppressed minorities, and female second class status. Sounds like a plan, a conservative republican plan. Then, Trump said/tweeted that the many investigations into his campaign's possibly illegal and traitorous activities conspiring with the Russians are nothing but a lame excuse the democrats are using for losing the election. Mr. Trump is evidently too stupid to realize that by claiming the democrats are using his Russian campaign connections as an excuse for losing the election indicates that he indeed did have Russian connections during the campaign... No, Mr. President, it isn't an excuse, but it may be a reason, the reason. We'll find out. The actual excuse for losing the election is that we Democrats ran a bad campaign and had a bad, i.e. unpopular candidate, and we still beat your narcissistic ass by three million votes at the ballot box, which says a lot about you as a candidate. Most people seem to agree that our president would be a lot better off if he would stay away from Twitter. Maybe so, but the world would certainly be less entertaining, and the president would be missing a capital opportunity to make himself look ridiculous, as if he needs any help.