Stealing From Michelle Obama, and Denying It

THE TRUMP CIRCUS NEVER SHUTS DOWN. Our beloved conservative republican gang meeting waxes amazingly amusing. Now Donald's lovely wife enters the act, caught with the rest of the Trump gang in yet another lie. Trump's trophy wife steals a speech from the most hated person among members of the fun house that is the American conservative community; Michelle Obama. Only her husband the president and Hillary Clinton are more despised by the hate mongering right wing. But those hated liberals know how to make a speech, so, the right wingers steal it, then deny it was stolen, even though it was taken word for word. Just a coincidence, claim the G.O.P. and the American conservative community. Hell, anybody could write and give the same speech, at any time, by blind chance. Even though the words were ninety nine percent identical, it was just a chance event. Then, Trump's speech writer, doubtless in a fit of either pure conservative virtue or sheer panic, spills the beans, and comes clean. Yes, she heard Michelle Obama's words, and, well, she liked and admired those words, and so, well, um, they just happened to make it into Melania's script by accident. Still, not quite a full and complete confession, but, what more could one expect from people who deny climate change, think that evolution is only a wild guess, and that America would be a safer place if only millions of good people would be good and gracious enough to arm themselves before leaving the house.