Dealing With the FBI, Hillary Style, Not My Style

HILLARY WALKS, and America's right wing pitches a tizzy. The right wing radio shows are aghast and horrified, as you might expect. Much wailing, whining, and gnashing. Maybe Donald Trump should go barging into the FBI office and demand results, now! I'd love to see him try that. Hell, he might have better results than I did, but, then again, maybe not. I can see Trump really getting under the skin of the FBI, while yelling at them. One time several years ago I went barging into an FBI office, because I wanted to ask about their investigation of a friend of mine who was being investigated on suspicion of being a serial killer, a suspicion from which he was eventually cleared, as all his friends knew perfectly well all along he would be. A few moments after approaching the gate keeper, a young man, very well dressed and serious, I thought I might not make it back out. I meekly and courteously (I thought) introduced myself, and mentioned my friend's name, a prominent businessman whom all the locals knew to be an absolutely great guy, but was being tormented and harassed by the Fibbies, month after, month, endlessly. To the point where, on a sweltering summer, I finally lost it, and went barging in to the local FBI office, unannounced. Any word on how the investigation of my friend is going, sir, and when it might, um, wrap up? The young man behind the bullet proof glass window gave me a stern, ominous stare, and made it perfectly clear that there was nothing he could do to help me, but he wished me well, and he hoped that I ended up having a good day in any event. I can take a hint, and when I made it to the street, I felt relief. Hillary paid her visit a couple of days ago, to FBI headquarters, and stayed three hours. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall! I'll bet she wasn't nearly as scared or intimidated by her visit as I. Who knows how much money changed hands! Millions? Billions? The Clintons have bought their way out of this, or made some other criminal arrangement It just has to be!. The Director of the FBI as much as said her behavior while Secretary of State was horrible and reprehensible, but she didn't intend for it to be, so she didn't commit any crimes. The taint of her personal email server will forever linger about her, like her husband's bad judgment at the airport. Those damned Clintons. And just think, throughout her entire presidency, if there is one, the right wingers will keep digging, and complaining, and accusing, just like they have for the past eight years under Obama, and everything will seem, somehow, just like normal.