Hunting Hillary, In Vain

I DON'T KNOW WHY I don't like Hillary Clinton, seeing as how I'm a good democrat, and all. Maybe she's too conservative. Maybe she seems too greedy, for money and power, and I sense that her claim to aspire to public service is a disguise for her personal ambitions. Maybe its just the sound of her voice, or the way she looks. People base their opinions on such things, whether we know it or admit it. The most likely reason I don't much care for Hillary is that I am an inveterate Bernie Sanders fan, and still a bit resentful and hurt, as we tend to be when our favorite horses don't win. That said, the one, indisputable truth about Hillary Clinton is that there isn't a single black mark to her name. No scandal, no indictments, no convictions. Nothing. Like it or not, admit it or not, my fellow American conservative republicans hate mongers, you don't have a damned thing on her. Its all smoke and mirrors, all your attacks. She made a hundred thousand dollars with a one hundred dollar investment twenty five years ago. Isn't that where the witch hunt began? Wasn't it called "Whitewater", or something?Isn't that the sort of good, solid, capitalistic activity that right wingers absolutely adore? Our conservative witch hunters had a problem with that; the Securities and Exchange Commission did not. She made big money giving speeches to Wall Street billionaires. Who wouldn't? Is that illegal? Vince Foster committed suicide. Hillary didn't have a damned thing to do with it, unless he did it because of something he felt, thought, or believed about her. There is no evidence for that, and even if there were, the choice was his, not hers. She testified for hours upon endless hours before a Congressional committee concerning her role as Secretary of States in attack on the American embassy in Benghazi. The witch hunters grilled her, mercilessly. She answered every question, and nothing more came of it, except bitterness on the part of Republicans that their witch hunt, once again, reached a dead end. The upshot? Nothing happened, because nothing was there, and still isn't. And finally, the piece de resistance, hot off the press: the investigation of Hillary by the FBI, concerning her alleged misuse of a personal email server for government business. Bad judgment, a bad idea, for Hillary to eschew proper government internet channels for her own convenience; heaven forbid that someone of her importance should carry not one, but two mobile devices in her doubtless very expensive purse. What arrogance. What foolishness on her part. But, and this is key: no criminal activity, no selling of top secrets, no evidence. And please bear in mind, oh witch hunters, no criminal activity whatsoever detected by the FBI. If you're guilty of anything, and the FBI investigates you, the FBI will find out about it. The FBI is willing to spend millions of dollars on a bubble gum wrapper, if it will provide valuable evidence. the FBI does not miss. One can scarcely imagine what proportions the witch hunt will reach if she is elected.they'll be trying to impeach her from day one, for wearing the wrong color pants suit at her inauguration, if nothing else. The witch hunt will continue. And I aint sayin' Hillary Clinton aint a witch. that's a matter of opinion.But unless the hunters become better hunters, or Hillary actually does something wrong, they'll keep coming home empty handed, angry, and determined go go hunting again tomorrow.