A Cat Toy as a Terrorist Weapon

THE DISAPPOINTING NEWS IS; I have still not succeeded in downing any aircraft with my laser weapon. The good news is; I have no intention to stop trying. I have to assume that they could land the thing before it crashed, and nobody would be hurt. My most immediate assuption is that there is absolutely no way in hell that you can make an airplane crash by pointing a laser cat toy at it, and so the federal law prohibiting pointing said toy at overhead airplanes is, shall we say, frivolous, and rediculous? This cat toy will cast a red spot on a house across the street, and even down the block a little bit, but, after while, it loses strength, and fades out. Not a very powerful laser. Surely there is some kind of law limiting how powerful a laser toy can be and be allowed to be sold in a dollar store. Surely. And surely the cat toy I bought at the Dollar General for three dollars does not violate that law. So, why do they allow any to be sold which are sufficiently powerful to warrant a warning not to point at aircraft on the package? Surely the actual federal law does not apply to anything so tiny as a household cat toy! By the way, my cats love it; I recommend one for any cat owner, especially if the cat does not go outside, and needs to exercise indoors.