Vindicating Bumper Stickers

THE GREAT REPROBATE, the great prevaricator, the purveyor of pernicious perfidy, has ascended yet again from the depths of his self imposed swamp. After weeks of telling the nation that he would not blame a government shut down on democrats, but would instead take full responsibility for one, in the unlikely event of such an event, he today precipitously changed course, and announced in advance that, in the ever increasing imminence of said looming shut down, he would indeed consider democrats solely responsible. The Senate minority leader promptly pointed out to us that there exists an abundance of video and audio recordings in which the president's persistent perversity, his unmasterful misinformation, is well documented, irrefutably. This merely serves to accumulate further his litany of pathological prevarications, and fortifies the message on my bumper sticker: "unfit to serve". One can only endure so much - So much deceit, fabrication, name calling, and blame mongering. The president's behavior, always marginally coherent, has now moved from the realm of the marginally sane to the pathological. You are cordially invited to google the phrase "Donald Trump's lies", and behold the avalanche of misinformation spewed by this chief excrementive. What you will discover is that during the past seven hundred days, presumably the number of days Mr. Trump has been president, is that he has uttered no less than seven thousand five hundred and forty six false or misleading statements, according to sources whose compilations are in accordance with each other. The precise number of false statements, and the precise number of merely misleading statements is not verifiably discernible, due to the fact that many of them simultaneously fall into both categories, and also that many of his statements could arguably be placed in either. What is certain is that this situation is entirely unacceptable, an indisputable proof of this pathological liar's unfitness to serve in public or private office, or to function freely in a society in which veracity is even remotely prized, and integrity and honestly valued as fundamental if often neglected components of American society. Consider my bumper sticker vindicated, expressly.