Changing Course

NOW IS THE TIME, since they are congregating at the southern border in any event, to reverse course, to abolish our current morally hollow and vicious nationalistic policy, and to truly manifest the United States as a Christian nation, which is to say, a nation whose citizens exemplify the teachings of the great and beautiful Joshua ben Joseph, known in the western world as "Jesus". Appropriate unto Trump the five billion or so dollars he seeks, reopen the government, and instead of spending the money erecting a useless thus senseless barrier, invest the money in shoes, clothing, blankets, water, food, and sundry other essentials for distribution among our good friends and fellow human beings, the central american asylum seeking refugees from misery. May the dear lord "unharden" the hearts of El Trumpo the Prevaricator, and the millions of extreme right wing politically conservative evangelical Christians among us, and let them realize, for the first time in a blue moon, that, no, they don't want no stinking wall, not really, not at all; what they want - is to actually begin emulating him whose ministry they profess to follow. Let us all symbolically accompany the president into the White House restroom, where before the mirror even now he stands, coloring his hair orange, take his hand, and lead him into the realm of goodness, kindheartedness, and assistance to those who come towards America, approaching us seeking love, friendship, and a chance to live a productive life. Dr. Mathews of the Princeton Department of Sociology, the word's leading expert in human migration, assures us that there are far fewer actual criminals, far fewer cutthroats, scaliwags, rascals, rapists, and pick pockets among the impoverished Central American forthcoming masses than there are throughout the general United States of American white upper middle class ostensibly Christian population. Consult Dr. Mathews by googling him, care of the Princeton Department of sociology. He has the facts, Trump does not. Trump and his followers are fabricators of fake facts, convenient to themselves only, used to support their agenda of rejection and exclusivity, and, yes, ethnocentrism. Robert Reich, former Secretary of Labor, now a professor at Cal Berkeley, can prove to you that people who migrate to the U.S. from Latin America are, as a whole, industrious, productive, and law abiding, and that they pump billions of dollars into the American economy through hard work, sales taxes, producing, and consuming. My fellow right wing extremists, it is in our economic best interests to let the poor folks in, post haste. And it is, also, dear extreme right wing conservative fundamentalist evangelical Christians, the Christian thing to do, assuming you actually know the meaning of the term "Christian" amid all your dogma mongering, public praying, tongue talking, and capitalistic money mongering lifestyles.