Losing Sperm

YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN to imagine or count the number of imminent catastrophic global cataclysms which stalk us daily. Climate change is only the first of a long list, the tip of the iceberg, the melting iceberg, so to speak. Where do you start? Every high tide, it floods in Miami, Florida. Its only going to get worse. The weather is becoming crazy, everywhere. American health is a train wreck, especially with the fast food, television, and obesity epidemic, in that order, with most of us evidently doomed to die from diabetes or caring for autistic people. We might want to consider taking these self inflicted epidemics seriously. Equally alarming, the average sperm count of the average American man is way down, it has been discovered, and probably worldwide as well. Stay tuned. Presumably research is already well underway, somewhere, to find out exactly why men are losing their sperm, and what to do about it. According to scientists, this is a new and alarming discovery, because if it continues, humanity will become extinct, soon. Are we spending too much time on the cell phone, gents? Should we stop crossing our legs, guys? Or have several generations of briefs pinched us too much? Back to boxer shorts! By mid century, the human population is predicted to be around nine billion, and maybe ten or eleven billion by century's end. This is not considered sustainable by the scientific community, those same people who tell us our sperm count is down and our planet is warming fast, due to our lifestyle. What do they know? Is it even remotely possible that the declining sperm is nature's subtle way of helping us avoid the "population bomb"? (see Paul Ehrlich)