Hating and Hoaxing America, the Donald Trump Way

THE SCOWLING MAN, fading, feeble eyes ablaze with hatred beneath the MAGA cap, refuses to stand for the pledge of allegiance because the pledge leader is a progressive democratic socialist, unashamed of it. The pledge leader, a Bernie Sanders supporter, wears a "Make America Greta Again" cap, which the MAGA man doubtless does not understand, but would be even more filled with hatred if he did. The hateful man is, of course, a Trump supporter. Hilariously, he believes that Donald J. Trump upholds the constitution better than any president in American history, and that Abraham Lincoln was the worst American president ever. The true American patriot is the progressive fan of the great Greta Thunberg, the most intelligent seventeen year old in history, hero of humanity, trying to save the human species from itself, from extinction. The scowling man is, like Donald Trump and all Donald Trump supporters, a liar, a coward, and a traitor, an enemy of the United States. Trump and his ill informed gang-like supporters have repeatedly demonstrated their penchant for dishonesty by accusing their opponents, who tell the truth, of perpetrating hoaxes. Trumpers fabricate ludicrously false accusations as a means of disguising and distracting from their own criminality and misbehavior. Obviously, they are only fooling themselves. Climate change, the Mueller report on Russian election interference, Trump's traitorous blackmailing of an American ally which resulted in his impeachment and should have resulted in his removal from office, the Corona virus, these are all hoaxes, according to the prevaricator Trump, and most of his supporters agree with him. Republicans are still largely unconcerned about the pandemic; it tends to interfere with their unbridled pursuit of personal wealth. The only true hoax, of course, is the Trump presidency itself, accomplished only with foreign assistance, and therefore illegitimate. The worse the pandemic becomes, Trump and his right wing idiot sycophants will begin blaming immigrants, Democrats, the media, all teh usual suspects. The man in the MAGA hat refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance only because it is being recited by a liberal is a sad, sick joke, a stain on his country, like Donald Trump, like everyone who voted for Donald Trump, and, most especially, like everyone who continues to support this criminal, deplorable excuse of a human being and president.