Exposing FOX and Friends

THE FOX TELEVISION NETWORK is very sexy. Even the name is sexy. On screen, pretty people with pretty faces show extensive thigh and cleavage, just like the big boys ordered, just what we the randy people want. Little wonder that the libidinous executives and hot shot on air talking heads made a cultural habit out of preying on the delicious delectable scantily clad coworkers. Sex, the essence of FOX "news culture"< the essence of American pop culture. Even now, an investigation into shareholder monies being diverted for hush payments to buxom victims arouses law suits and possible high dollar white collar incarceration. And the sinning doesn't stop there. It extends clear into on the air content. FOX's boy, Donald trump, is being mercilessly hounded by all manner of duly appointed prosecutors and law enforcement agencies, proving that they must be corrupt, bought off, since Trump is a self proclaimed angelic victim of incessant media manufactured abuse. The various investigations of our beleaguered chief exec involve financial, disinformational, political, international collisional, and all conceivable varieties of probable wrongdoing. time, as they say, will tell. The worse Trump looks, the more FOX pushes back, as we like to say. Murdoch phones the prez a couple of times a week, to render advice and to receive marching orders. its a marriage made in symbiotic heaven, or maybe hell. Onto the screens and into the homes of the ethics free far right barge the pretty heads, spewing their petty self induced delusions. My mother, may she rest in peace, who was generally gifted with good judgment, repeatedly told me that Sean Hannity is the most gorgeous man on the planet, along with her adoring son. I tried to explain that snakes come in pretty colors, but gave up. It is remotely possible, but only remotely, that Murdoch, Hannity, and FOX 'n friends are not the scions of Satan Their scheme is to white out Donald Trump, and replace him with Hillary Clinton. Canadian concerns sold a minute amount of fissionable material to the Russians, the brokers being contributors to the Clinton foundation, thus, according to Mephistopheles FOX, Hillary Clinton traitorously transferred the entire U.S. nuclear arsenal into the hands of a sworn enemy. The democratic party compiled a file on Trump's 'alleged" collusion with the Russian, using a British researcher who himself had visited Russia; FOX and friends mystically transforms that into a spy thriller with, you guessed it, Hillary Clinton at its illicit epicenter. but of course, we the American people won't fall for this. The liars are not the Clintons, but rather, the FOXes in the henhouse of accurate journalism. the criminal is not the no longer relevant Hillary Clinton, but rather, the big man at the top of Trump tower, and his assortment of gangsters, who even now are starting to feel the impact of indictments, plea deals, and the necessity of singing like song birds, all the way to the top, to save their fallen asses. There is a special place in hell for serial prevaricators and predators like FOX, the far right, and the Donald, and the sooner they seek their own level in hell, the easier and more harmoniously the rest of us can rest.