Channeling Jesus

SOMEBODY IS CHANNELING JESUS, it turns out. Just discovered it t'other day, while web surfing. (is that term used anymore?)  Can't recall the man's name, but, by golly, he is channeling jesus of nazareth, sure as i'm sittin' here.

Channeling is of course the process by which a living human being receives messages, often very explicit, clear, and lengthy messages, from people who are dead, or from alien beings in other dimensions and regions or from other regions of space.

"Channling" is of course extremely popular now, with all sortsa people channeling all kindsa other people, beings, and entities. Its been popular for quite a long time, maybe forever. But until now, I had never heard of anyone channeling jesus, and never imagined that anybody ever would....have enough audacity..to do that.

Didn't the late great edgar cayce channel folks? didn't hillary clinton communicate with eleanor roosevelt? Like I said, its popular, with lotsa websites. You can probably just type in "channeling jesus" to google, and see what you get.

If I were channeling jesus, or even thought I was, I would never admit it to anyone. No way, no how. I don't need all the scrutiny, the ridicule, the doubt, disbelief and rejection. No siree. If I'm channeling jesus, I sure as hell don't want to share it with other people, claim credit for it, and deal with their reactions.

I would probably just print out whatever jesus told me, put it online, and make sure my name isn't anywhere near. Anonymity, baby. Its the only way to go, when channeling jesus.

All these folks allegedly channeling other folks? I hope like hell that its true, that they're really doing it, and not just making it up to get attention, because  I wouldn't know the difference. And maybe, just maybe, its not so important to know the difference. Maybe, just maybe, there is no difference.