Praising Trump, Faintly

PRESIDENT TRUMPS, whose life has been plagued by incessant criticism on this and many other websites as well as throughout the mainstream media and general population, now finds himself in the unlikely but enviable position of receiving this website's approval, with reservations. At West Point he announced that America's era of unending wars is over, that he intends to bring American troops home from foreign deployment, and that the true purpose of America's military is not to project power globally and involve itself in foreign wars, but rather, to defend America's interests on American soil. With regard to American endless wars being over; we'll believe it when we see it, but that's another matter. With regard to Trump's remarks; all hail Trump, his majestic orangeness. Now we don our MAGA apparel, if only fleetingly. Even more peachy keen would an announcement from the orange one that henceforth America's southern border would be defended by a strong infantry military presence, a veritable Maginot line of American troops, sans wall. It could be a welcoming force, not antagonistic unless need be, ready to render assistance to all who approach, especially desperate refugees, thus eliminating any perceived necessity for massive but useless walls and fortifications. Also eliminated would be any need for steel cages separating refugee children from their parents. Trump's remarks put him on the right track. Sometimes a blind old squirrel finds an acorn. Once in a blue moon, the needle surfaces from within the haystack. Once in a trillion years a billion monkeys at typewriters produce a sensible sentence, or even a great work of literature. President Trump emerges as not entirely evil and idiotic, but only mostly so, only nine hundred and ninety nine billion ninety hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine parts per trillion so. A brief tip of the MAGA cap, before burning it, once again.