Clearing Up Trump

THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED, and much to the relief of mainstream America, it turns out that President Trump did not in fact surrender to the Russians while speaking with President Putin in Finland. We all thought he said "Mr. Putin denies Russian involvement in our elections very strongly, a very, very strong denial, and I don't see any reason why they would". (interfere). But that isn't what he meant to say. What he meant to say was "I don't see any reason why they Russians/Putin) wouldn't (interfere). Thus, Trump was not actually throwing his country beneath the bus in favor of agreeing with Putin's lie, but rather, he was standing up to the dictator, challenging him, accusing him of committing cyber aggression and lying about it. What a relief. What a relief to know that yes, indeed, our president is, after all, a bad ass who stands up for America. All because he accidently said the word "would", instead of the word "wouldn't". You can almost imagine a ten year old version of little Donnie, getting out of the back seat of the limo, strutting into his elite private school, facing the teacher, and proclaiming: 'the dog ate my homework" - and being believed. Believed, or else. He and his advisers must have spent the entire trip homne thinking that one up. The damage control must have begun almost immediately after the apparent surrender, becasue within minutes of the utterance, America, both left and right, began pitching a fit. But it was all in vain, the fit pitching.