TRUE STORY: a professor of economics, a certain dr. gay, walks into his bank, up to a teller, and indicates his desire to withdraw his funds, and close out his checking account.
he further indicates that he would like to receive his funds in one dollar bills... a bit befuddled, the young lady provides the paperwork, which dr gay completes while she talks to her superior. she expresses doubt that the bank has sufficient one dollar bills on hand.
but she comes back soon enough, with a brief case full of one dollar bills, and apologizes for the delay, explaining that it took a few minutes to scrape the cash together. she indicates to the economics professor that the bank is grateful for his patronage, sorry to lose his business, and that he is free to take the briefcase with him at present, and return it later at his convenience.
professor gay replies that that won't be necessary, but he appreciates the offer.
at which time the professor goes to a corner, sits on the floor, opens the briefcase, and counts the bills.
apparently satisfied, he replaces the currency in the briefcase, walks back over to the teller, and indicates that he would like to open a checking account, with the contents of the briefcase as the initial deposit.
a mite bewildered, the teller accepts the briefcase with the deposit slip, and hands the good professor the paperwork required to open a checking account.
he completes the paperwork, thanks the young lady, reminds her that a free pen and pencil set accompanies new accounts, receives it, smiles and says thank you, and leaves the building.
a tad bemused, the young lady feels a vague sense of relief that the episode is over, and returns to her station.
why did the economics professor do this? stay tuned..
Bb
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