Crusading For Trump's Insurrrection

Christian conservative talk radio, never a dull moment, its entertainment value not exactly valuable in the manner intended. They simply cannot resist combining religion and politics, neither of which should be discussed by polite society or idiots,and which, at all costs, should be kept separate, like church and state. Donald Trump, of course, was annointed by Christ, presumably with the approval of God. Lies? What lies? What criminal activity? Indictments, in this fantastic narrative, become nefarious vengeful witch hunts by the enemies of Trump, and the enemies of Trump are the enemies of God and America. What better proof than the stealing of Trump's election by Biden and two thousnad mulish Democrats? God chose not to intervene, for reasons undisclosed. The Lord allowed the voting machines to be rigged, we know not why. Sinners in teh hands of an angry God, who chose to punt and let Biden get away with a stolen election. The insurrection, say the evangelical radio talkers, resulted in unfair treatment of the insurrectionists. How dare they press lawsuits against so many good Christian souls merely for a bit of rioting here and there! The smashers of the doors and windows of the Capitol, the killers of seven people and maimers of one hundred and forty four police officers were doing the Lord's work, right? Obviously,the entire law enforcement and criminal justice legal system is similarly rigged, and full of Democrats. All a man has to do is smash his way into the Capitol building through broken windows and doors, and put his feet up on the Speaker's office desk, while his friends build a gallows in the parking lot with which to hang the Vice President, and they have th nerve to sentence him to jail time! Trump got a letter today from the prosecutor, which means that he will soon, or later, stand trial for organizing a violent mob to enforce his claim that the presidency was stolen from him- of all the nerve! No matter, evangelical Christianity is waiting in the wings, ready to fight for Jesus Christ, his brother Donald Trump, just as soon as Christ descends from the heavens in a flaming chariot, terrible swift sword in hand, to rapture Don the Con(servative) and his flock into heaven. We can't wait.