Counting Indictments

IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK of the accumulating indictments against Trump, it might be time to go fund me a calculator, to upgrade to a larger party sized pop corn popper, and to lay in a supply of snack trays, complete with finger sandwiches, veggie samplers and dip, (ranch, cheese, and guack'll do for starters,) tTe calculator to keep track of the burgeoning, proliferating litany of litigation invoving Donald J., the savory amenities for good hosts to properly entertain guests as the upcoming televised multi part dramatic series begins to air, live and in living red headed color. And don't forget consideration of getting a larger flatscreen; the folks in the back of the room deserve a good view too. The circus has but barely begun, and promises to get better and better as we approach the denouument. To list the growing litany of litigation: Financial fraud of various sorts in New York, not guilty of course...Stolen top secret documents in Florida, to which the witch hunt victim has also pled "not guilty as charged". And, , introducing the latest: an attempt to steal the presidency by prevarication and violent insurrection. But wait; there's at least one more; his attempt to coerce the great state of Georgia to "find" approximately eleven thousand seven hundred and eighty one votes from the depths of rigged voting machines. The perp's face as he walked into the New York City branch was well worth the price of admission, and we can expect even gerater grimaces as the charges against increase in severity. Priceless, as they say. If you haven't upgraded your pop corn popper by now, you'd better hurry before its too late. They're flying off the shelves faster than they can be restocked, as progressives all across America'a fruited plain race to the cash register to shell out big bucks for big machines (party sized) even as the price on them steadily increases, in accordance to the sacred law of supply and demand. The evangelical conservative community, not so much. Among Trumpers, sales of poppersand high def TVs are slow, even as denialism runs rampant, more rampant than usual. Conservative evangelical Trump loving America is turning out conspiracy theories concerning their favorite witch at a break neck pace: the deep state, led by Hnuter Biden and is laptop, or somebody or other, is out to get the representative of Christ on Earth, none other than Don the Con(servative). All four of the grand juries thus far seated and issuing these phony indictments are stocked by radical left wing Trump hating Democrats, socialists, and Chinese spies so the twisted right wing exucse mongering goes. (they are all the same as the fantasy goes). A coteie of alien beings is manipulating the Earth to weaken humanity by making America not so grea tagain. As usual the most disgustingly fascinating aspect of this burgeioning perfidy is not Trump himself, but, his cult, still tens of millions of misguided "Americans" strong. The mathematical expression is that the support Trump continues to receive is directly proportional to the number of crimes with which he is accused and demonstrably committed. Gnagsters have always been heroes in the United States of Criminality. Al Capone, Jesse James, bonnie and Clyde, all heroes of pre -Trmpian perfidy. Now, finally, a high criminal with pretty well dciffed hair pieces. Evangelical Christian conservatives simply love a hard core sinner and cannot resist the necessity of showing moral superiority by doing what God did in both the Old and new Testament; elevate low life scumbags to top positions of eminence for the purpsoe of doing God's work. Oh how the chosen few love a good redemption story! Nobody has yet been able to convince them that trying to emulate the Lord's highy unusual techniques is something which simply should not be attempted at home. It doesn't even pay to try.