Trying To Endure Trump and Cruz, but Failing Miserably

The republican controversy is more entertaining and amusing than ever. A Ted Cruz political action committee posted a picture of Donald Trump's latest wife, his latest trophy babe, less than fully clad, and it, shit, hit the fan. Cruz disavowed any association with it, but he seems never to have lectured his supporters about the desirability of proper behavior. Contact between PACs and the political candidates they support is strictly limited by law, but let's face it, it happens, and a little moral advice from the best (most obnoxious) moralizer in the U.S. Senate might've come in handy, before Cruz's low life supporters posted the gratuitous pic. Trump, never one to miss a good fight, responded in kind, kinda, by posting photos of his fully clad spouse (the incumbent), alongside Cruz's significant other, and offered the American people a ready opportunity - invited the American public - to compare. Cruz, ever sanctimonious, went ballistic, calling the donald a "lowlife coward", or something equally and decidedly un-christian. One might wonder whether he finished his morning prayers before calling Trump a coward, and whether he said said prayer from his knees, from which position, for some reason, he thinks anyone serving as American president should begin his or her every day. So the beat goes on. Now we find ourselves wishing the two candidates would actually debate. Would they throw barbs, or even first stones at each other, while the governor of Ohio ducks between the two of them? This could get even more interesting. Both men are probably trying like the dickens, we must hopefully assume, to control their behavior, which is frightening when you think about it. They simply are not succeeding, are they? The thought of either of the two having his finger on the black atom bomb-toting briefcase is almost more than a meek and peace loving citizen can endure. But where do we go from here? Hillary, with an indictment hanging over her head, whether or not she deserves one? Hillary in federal court, up the river, out of the race, in handcuffs? Like it or not, my fellow conservatives, the only candidate who is telling the truth, and talking about the important issues, is the self identified socialist Bernie Sanders. Eat your hearts out, hold your nose, and vote, if you can stand to.