Wanting The NSA IN Our phones, Republican Style, but Being Unable To make It Happen

THIS IS TOO FUNNY. The two most despised entities in the galaxy, the U.S. gummit (govt.) and the corporate industrial financial technical complex, are at each other's throats. A rare and beautiful display of evil, consuming itself. The corporations want to make money, so they conceal/encrypt our cell phones chats, as per the strong wishes of the consumerate. Big gummit (govt.) wants to listen in, to one and all. Problem is, Bill Gates and duh boyz don't have any key, any way to bring dis-encryption about. The cat is out of the bag, as all the high school hackers are trying to tell us.But that unfortunate but savory and humorous fact doubtless won't stop the small government conservative republicans from shrilly screeching that we must have the NSA in our lives, at any and all cost. After all, here come the Muslims. We can fight them here, or we can fight them there, and all that rot. Paranoid lot, those conservative patriotic emotion based "thinkers". Problem is, it aint gonna happen, the elimination of private inter-citizen cell chats, 'cause it cain't, at least, not without us all getting new smart phones, and all our big tech corporation masters pitching tizzies. So there you have it. Big govt. (gummit) liberal democrat types want the National Security Agency out of our lives, small govt republican cons want it in. Go figure.