A Compelling Liberal Hoax

EXXON, NEE STANDARD OIL, was aware of climate change in the nineteen seventies, just as modern scientists were aware of it in the nineteen sixties, just as chemists were aware of the potential for it in the early nineteenth century. Exxon did detailed analyses of the problem, and concluded they had better get their money while the getting was good. This has been revealed by the Journalism Department of Columbia University, which now faces the enmity of Exxon. Conservatives say that gathering together in Paris to discuss the problem and draw up documents outlining solutions is unnecessary, while liberals allege that no matter what is decided in France, it won't be enough. Conservatives further claim that there is no agreement among scientists that humans are raising any temperatures other than those of millions of liberal hoaxers and conspirators, hoping to foment unrest for the purpose of insinuating socialism into western culture. What they forget is that socialism is already well insinuated; there are no privately owned fire or police departments in America, and few roads, highways or bridges are privately owned for profit, and the Social Security system is accessed by conservatives as well as liberals. When challenged to reveal the names of scientists who don't believe in global warming, conservatives trot out a long list of far tight wing pseudo scientists and corporate employees. Of all the republicans running for President in America, none of them believe in climate change, although most of them have had at least one high school chemistry class. The heavier the chemical element, the greater its capacity for heat absorption. Carbon is heavier than nitrogen and oxygen. Carbon, for millions of years, has been a trace element in earth's atmosphere. Now, its growing, rapidly, in atmospheric abundance, and temperature measurements are right on schedule. This liberal hoax, to give credit where credit is due, is most compelling.