Enjoying the American Conservative Freak Show

YOU ALMOST HAVE TO feel sorry for both the U.S.Supreme Court and the American conservative (con) community. The former is being mercilessly hounded by an irate multi million member mob (aforementioned cons), and the American conservative community is distraught to the point of outright despair, resulting in a outpouring and display of raw anger the likes of which hasn't been seen in America since, um...since the last time the U.S. Supreme Court upheld Obamacare. To make matters worse, shortly the court will probably validate gay marriage, and that's likely to set off another explosion of conservative outrage. We might see tea party types forming mobs, and roaming the streets of working class America (where liberals mostly live) armed with Holy Bibles and firearms. The vengeance of the Jesus, guns, and money crowd, cutting loose in all its full fury. Obamacare, according to the cons, is a complete, unmitigated disaster, which is transforming America, turning it into a tyranny, which will lead to the utter destruction of the country. The U.S Supreme Court, claim the cons, is a tool of the liberal movement, a puppet of Barack Hussein Obama, having been infiltrated by closet liberals, and maybe a few extraterrestrials. And, incredibly, conservative panic stricken despair is motivating ideas and comments among the cons even goofier than those just mentioned. Our only recourse is to offer comfort, a few kind words of consolation, if nothing else, to the conservative community, then sit back, enjoy the show, and hope that it lasts a while longer.