Singing To Yourself

IF YOU'RE YOUNG, BLONDE, BEAUTIFUL, female, and facially unblemished, place a microphone within millimeters of your mouth and sing loudly, with an expression of anger on your face. Your chances of achieving celebrity are strong. Self marketing media mogul Taylor Swift is the latest, and most successful manifestation of america's singer-celebrity obsession. She helps herself even more by writing some seductive, sensuous songs. The dirty little secret is, you don't have to rely on Swift, nor anyone else, for your daily recreational requirements. You can do it yourself, in the comfort of your own humble home. Simply stand and deliver! Bellow forth, heedless of utterly irrelevant quality control considerations. Anyone else in the house trigeers the "assumption of risk" doctrine. The point is, you don't have to spend hundreds of dollars, and you don't have to further enrich the already rich, and further flatter the vanity of the already overly flatterd vain ones, just to hear a few good songs. You can do it yourself! In America's rural rustic past, families kept themselves amused at the piano with group and singular song singing. Taylor Swift is a brilliant, hard working self promoter and marketer, and more power to her. She is quite right when she says you need an incentive to buy her music. The fact that she, and others like her, spare no effort trying to persuade a gullible public that such incentives exist is much to her entrepeneurial credit. But don't buy it. Consider leaving Taylor Swift on the shelf. There is a do it yourself recording studio deep in your own throat, and its free for the price of admission. Its free for a song.