Denying The Truth in the Rain and Heat

FIRST, CALIFORNIA experiences a severe three year drought of record proportions. Then, just as all seems lost, in comes a superstorm with 75 MPH winds and ten inches of rain. A cyclonic superstorm. Extreme weather, if ever there was. Precisely the forecast of all those thousands of ivory tower, out of touch, egg headed, know nothing pseudo scientific biologists, chemists, and physicists who dwell within and dominate academia, and their socialist liberal conspiratorial sponsors, of whom there are millions, meeting in ivory towers, conspiring. Our conservative comrads, meanwhile, attribute current California weather to flukedom, something ordinary to be expected in nature, sunspots, or the wrath of a vengeful God. For the right wing religious, anything will do, except logical truth. To paraphrase Bertolt Brecht: "in the earthquakes (or superstorms) to come, it is to be hoped that I shan't allow bitterness to quench my cigar's glow". the question is: where in the world will future cigar tobacco be grown? Antarctica?