The Hoax To End All Hoaxes

SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF Republicans do not believe in global warming. They believe its a hoax, a conspiracy of the liberal wing, such as it is, of the democrat party. Seems these rascally libs conspired, possibly through encrypted email, to pump fifty billion tons of carbon into the atmosphere, then quietly warm up every thermometer in the world. Please bear in mind that these same conservative republicans also tend to believe that evolution is an atheist hoax, and that God writes books. But perhaps we can help. Next time you run into a conservative republican American, which will probably either be at church, a bank, or a firing range, offer this: C + C = CC. Chemistry plus cars equals climate change. The carbon is there, it absorbs heat, and we measure it all, the carbon, the heat, and the ever hotter summers. Its easy to measure all that. Its amazing that it took us so long to get around to it, and even more amazing that anybody would deny it. Its like denying the holocaust. Quite an elaborate hoax for a bunch of liberal airheads.