Thursday, January 30, 2014

Dealing With Snowden

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, it was bound to happen. Still, its hilarious. American traitor, or hero, depending on your take, Edward Snowden is being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The nominators are a couple of Norwegian socialists, so, surprise sprprise. It does go to show, however, that there are people beyond our American borders who do not necessarily consider the American global empire-surveillance police state to be the greatest thing sinced sliced bread. Surprise surprise. And, whatd'ya think the odds are that the little bastard will not only be nominated, but will win teh damned thing, to boot? I wouldn't bet against him, and I wouldn't put it past 'em. For verily, far more controversial folk have won teh coveted prize, such trouble makers as Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King, and Albert Einstein, all of whom were a definite thrat to the American military industrial complex. According to physicist Richard Feynman, Alfred Nobel invented too bad things: dynamite, and the Nobel prizes. The Norwegian politicians who nominated Snowden explained that they think the young ex patriot has rendered an enormous service to humanity, by promoting stability, transparency, openness, or some such malarky. All true enough, but the real service that Snowden has rendered might be in saving the world from a nightmarish potential combination of NAZI Germany and George Orwell. The United States of America attacks more coutnries before nine A. M. than any other country attacks in any given century. We already knew that. Pretty hard to hide that. And now we know that its government watches every move its sheeple make, thus effectively owning them. To understand the reality of that, most people might agree, is a good thing, and this understanding has been (is being) given us all by Mr. Snowden. Humorously, its the gift that keeps on giving. Snowden is cagey, crafty. He didn't just blurt out the horrible truth all at once. No sirree. He parcels it out to us piecemeal, one tantalizing bite at a time, and he isn't finishded yet. Not by a long shot. Too funny. Who knows? Maybe he same Snowden gives his acceptance speech in Oslo, he will reveal in the speech that the United States is planning to attack somebody, and American special forces will swoop down, whisk him off stage, kidnap him back to D.C, try him, and stick him in Git Mo. All under the proud gaze of Barrack Hussein Obama, our imperial care taker and corporate master pro tem. Far stranger tings have happened, here in the American fun house and land of the free.

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