Loathing Bastards

 LOATHE though I nearly former president Trump, I promised on inauguration day to give him a fair chance, and I did. He blew it, early and often. Despicable though I have long found him, I MAGA agree with the two grand, though, like may, wonder why the publicity hound didn't speak up in June or July, thus pulling his petty stunt post pandemic package passage. Whatever, the stunt worked, at least on me. I am ready to rearrange the letter on my red ball cap to say, instead of "GRETA", "GREAT", like the rest of the reprobates, and to thus join the unruly mob, ad hoc, even as it heads for the dustbin of history. Leader McConnell's combining the two thousand dollar per person pay out with a bill to fully investigate the free and fair presidential election of 2020, and to pull the legal protection rug out from under major social media platforms in terms of their long standing immunity from lawsuits regarding their published content suits me just fine, although apparently not my fellow Democrats, for some weird reason. If it, in a nutshell, turns out to be the Demos who torpedo my chances of getting a nice fat two grand pay day instead of a measly six hundred, boy, are they ever gonna hear about it, the  bastards! So what if the election is investigated by Congress? It already has been ad nauseam, ad Biden is going to be president. And why should the Democrats be afraid that a mob of conservatives are going to file lawsuits  against Facebook for not having enough right wing bias? That, as Voltaire succinctly stated,, will come out even at the end of the day, and more even still at the end of all days. Its too funny, really, or would be, were it not so tragic, were the bastards not in such deadly earnest. Trump and the republicans spend two trillion dollars giving a huge tax cut to the corporate wealthy, but can't find a few hundred extra dollars, or their hearts and souls, for America's desperately poor, poor through no fault of their own. Chaotic to the bitter end, walks Trump, top hat, tails, and watch fob, demanding more money for the downtrodden, nay, insisting on it, throwing his G.O.P. Senatorial sycophants into a panic of contradictory values. The Repugnantins recoil in horror, while pretending not to. the Democrats jump on it. So Mitch the bitch, caught hard betwixt a rock and a hard place, contorts himself into a pretzel making it untenable for Democrats to vote yes, whipping up a nasty poison pill. If only the Democrats would swallow it, would go for the investigation into the election and removing protections for Facebook. But, for some reason, they won't, and Mitch will not separate the bill into three parts, under false pretenses. All is not lost. Georgia will give us two more Democrat senators, and Biden will give us the extra money we all so desperately need. you can bank on it.