Training People

WE HUMANS ARE teachable, and thus there is yet hope for us. Suppose you are driving down some road in America, going thirty five in a thirty five, say. Or make it forty. You are doing forty in a thirty five, five over the limit. You are being tailgaited. Some typical American idiot behind you is within five feet of your bumper, instead of a safe distance behind you. In America,no matter where you drive,or how fast, this is what happens to you, as all Americans know. Hell, most Americans are guilty of it. The thing to do is to speed up to forty five, rather suddenly, and put an extra fifteen or twenty feet between you and the tailgaitor. If he or she keeps this distance, fine, keep going about five over the limit, or forty. If he Continues tailgating, slow down to thirty. Before long, he'll learn, and back off. During the hot summer time, millions of Americans go swimming at big public swimming pools. Problem is, if you really pay attention, you'll notice that there are never enough people getting out of the pool and going in the restroom. Its obvious, and you can tell, unless you are in denial; Americans of all ages piss in public swimming pools. Chlorine helps, but, unlike most Americans seem to think, it doesn't take care of it all. America's public swimming pools are tainted with American piss. The solution? Anytime anyone gets out of the pool, and goes into the restroom, give him or her a free M @ M, flavor of their choice. Everyone, especially little kids, but, indeed, everyone. Reward decency and community responsibility. People are trainable.