Wednesday, November 2, 2011

A Tad Confused, or, Oh Crockett

Deep in the heart of Texas there liveth a man named Crockett Keller, or it may be "Kellar"...and he sells guns and sells lessons on how to use them. Crockett is evidently a hardline conservative.

He tells the world something to the effect: "If you are a liberal , socialist, Obama supporter, or a Moslem, don't even bother trying to do business with me."  He does not mention African Americans or Jews, or Catholics, and I don't think he mentions gays or bi's. (He might just as well, however.)

I think what Crockett has in mind is what he might call "true Americans." I somehow sense that extreme patriotism is at the heart of the matter....somehow(?)...or other...


Dear Crockett:

I am a left wing socialistic card carrying Obama democrat.  I'm a non Christian. However, I am a good American. I absolutely adore the United States of America, and am willing to die for it.

I also love God and Jesus.

I want to purchase a couple of guns from you, and pay you to teach me how to use them. Why wouldn't you take me? We're American brothers, and we are brothers in God.

Sincerely,
              A Tad Confused

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